Hey... I just bought one of these Las vegas style Poker tables with the green velt covering and got it delivered to the house for the Pool Party on Monday. All four women had a fit when they saw it and couldn't stop talking about it for half an hour! It really is a nice addition to the house alongside the Pooltable (which I got in December) and basically completes the entertainment level.
I poured a round of drinks for the women and got them playing Poker for fun. Though it turns out that Brianna is really bad at playing poker and Mei-Li still has a long way to go before she can beat me! I suggested that we make the game a bit more fun and that the loosers had to strip when they lost a hand and have sex with the winner if they didn't have anymore clothes to take off.Mei-Li was nervous, as she could see that Shimbavi was really good at the game and she was worried about having to having to get involved with Shimbavi because Mei-Li was soon down to her underwear!
I began drawing the heat off of Mei-Li, while putting it on Brianna and Brianna realised what I was doing, but couldn't hold off Shimbavi, who had a maniacal gleam of victory in her eyes. The result was that Shimbavi ended up humping Brianna's thigh on the table, while we watched. It was really erotic and soon I was giving Mei-Li a good hammering on the front side of the table...
Strip-poker is the best!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
South African Sex Habits & The Modern Woman...
A lot of people have been commenting about the Four Ladies living with me and their antics at some of the events that we go to. Some of the readers have even sent me photos of us at a couple of the events, which is fairly nice, though the couple of photos from the J&B Met were both a laugh and a shock, as I didn't know that anyone could see Mei-Li and Me inside the Cubicle and the Photo of Shimbavi was a steaming hot snap (a bit to hardcore for this site right now...).
That is why I thought that I would post these facts from the Society Article From this weekend's Cape Argus LifeStyle section:
South African Sex Habits in 2011
Locations
75% had sex in a car
47% in a Toilet
46% in the Garden
49% on the Beach
Number of Partners in a year
Women - 7 Men - 18
Sex Activity of Women
80% Exhibitionism
50% Multiple Partners (3somes)
80% Watched Pron Videos
90% Took part in Phone Sex
85% have had Anal Sex
95% have had/given Oral sex
69% have had Sex with a Stranger
98% Frequently Masturbate
99% have Purchased or investagated buying Sex Toys
79% have Taken Part in Lesbian Sex
Well, now that might be shocking to some religious people, butthen I seriously doubt that they would be reading a blog like this anyway... For the rest of us, it might be a little surprising, considering how "high & mighty" some women can be when in a social conversation.
That is why I thought that I would post these facts from the Society Article From this weekend's Cape Argus LifeStyle section:
South African Sex Habits in 2011
Locations
75% had sex in a car
47% in a Toilet
46% in the Garden
49% on the Beach
Number of Partners in a year
Women - 7 Men - 18
Sex Activity of Women
80% Exhibitionism
50% Multiple Partners (3somes)
80% Watched Pron Videos
90% Took part in Phone Sex
85% have had Anal Sex
95% have had/given Oral sex
69% have had Sex with a Stranger
98% Frequently Masturbate
99% have Purchased or investagated buying Sex Toys
79% have Taken Part in Lesbian Sex
Well, now that might be shocking to some religious people, butthen I seriously doubt that they would be reading a blog like this anyway... For the rest of us, it might be a little surprising, considering how "high & mighty" some women can be when in a social conversation.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Adventures at the 2011 J&B Met (30th January)
The women and I really enjoyed watching the races leading up to the Main race and Brianna and Shimbavi placed a couple of bets on a couple of the horses. However, I was saving my money for a big bet on Past Master with Mei-Li, who had got a tip from a Chinese friend at Canal Walk on Thursday. She seemed certain that the tip was a good one, but I was somewhat uncertain, as Mother Russia was still a strong favorite. In the end, Mei-Li coerced me with offers of an Illicit Encounter if Past Master wins and I replied that she would have to do something amazing to make up if the horse lost. For some reason, Torquay and Brianna placed bets that Mother Russia would win, while Shimbavi was betting on Run For It...
When the Main Race started, you could hear the bated breath of all of the spectators watching the track and with all of the arguing between the ladies, Shimbavi put off going to find the Loos, because of her anxiousness to beat Mei-Li at the Tout-windows.
When the Gates opened all four women screamed like maniacs for their respective horses to win and looked like a bunch a soccer hooligans at an English Premier League match. There's nothing like the sound of racehorses thundering around the track in a mad pursuit of glory (though I wonder how many horses actually give a fig about whether they win). As the horses headed around the far side, Mei-Li started screaming, as she thought she could see Past master jockeying for the lead, but I couldn't tell... Torquay was screaming her head off for Mother Russia to fight off Run for It and keep up with Past Master (though I could barely see the individual horses through the binoculars, nevermind, identify a specific one). Shimbavi was bouncing up and down, as she thought that Run for It was going to win.
As the horses thundered around the last bend and sprinted for the finishline, we all went crazy, as it really seemed so close that we couldn't say who would ultimately win. The final dash brought an exultant scream from Mei-Li, as Past Master flew passed the post. At the odds, we bet on, I figured that we had scored a small fortune from the R10,000 bet!
That started a wild round of celebrations, as we toasted Past Master's skill and our beating our rivals at the Bookie's Window. I don't recall getting as many kisses from a woman before even in jubilant celebration! I knew that tonight was going to be a really special night with Mei-Li and I wasn't disappointed...
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Doubleheader at Cape Town Stadium (26 January)
Okay, so I am a bit of a soccer fan... After the spectacular World Cup, who isn't! I support the Ajax Cape Town team, Torquay likes Orlando Pirates (Johannesburg) and Shimbavi supports the Kaiser Chiefs (Durban). So you can imagine the competiveness when all three of us head out to watch a game!
Our whole group really enjoyed the 2010 Soccer WC while it was underway and we were very proud of the way that South Africa presented itself to the Sporting World, despite overzealous media reports of Doom and Disaster... And our group visited the Cape Town Stadium on several occassions, as well as the FanFest at the Parade.
So it was with a lot of expectation that we wanted to go watch the matches on themuch vaunted field of glory and headed out just after lunchtime to get there before the rush. Great thinking, as the streets were jammed solid like sardines and we eventually had to park down on the Beach Road... It was a long walk up to the Stadium and Torquay nearly got lost in the crowd of other spectators also trying to get to the stadium along the new arterial access boulevarde that the city had constructed as part of the World Cup preparations.
When we got to the entrance we were stunned by the number of people present and by the amount of noise from all the vuvuzelas, but there was no sign of any criminal activity, because the police presence was very visible. It was a lot of fun for us to chat and talk to the other people as we made our way through the gates inside and then headed over to the concession area.
Here is the only problem that we find with the stadium: the vendors are too expensive, their being conscious of the fact that they are in a protected environment and thus don't have to deal with competition. However, it stinks and the average soccer fan is the one that pays the price for these unscrupulous operators, which damages the reputation of the stadium. The customer is not stupid, they know when they are being "price gouged" and the stain will be on the Cape Town Municipality, as they will feel the effects when spectators stop supporting the stadium events so enthusiatically.
That being said, the stadium inside is still just as pristine and well maintained as it was during the World Cup, which is a very reassuring thing to see and the organisation is still of the highest capability. The access to the higher level spectator areas is somewhat steep, but not too arduous. Thankfully, there's no sign of deterioration in the walls or the flooring (despite the thousands of feet), which is a wonderful sight.
We were there to see Vasco and Ajax (Cape Town) in action (well at least some of us) and hoped that the coaches had done there homework, because neither of the other two teams were going to be walkovers. I had a bit of an argument with Shimbavi after she returned from the toilets completely stoned, as the stadium is not a place to flash contraband (particularly her Swazi Gold weed)! And the police are on the lookout for any criminal elements trying to gain access to the stadium as it is.
The first match was entertaining, as Vasco showed a great improvement from their previous display here and won their game. We were all somewhat worried about Ajax (Cape Town), as they didn't look so well prepared though in the end , they got the job done by scoring a number of goals.
It took us a long while to get out of the stadium and I had to hold on to Shimbavi, who was feeling the after effects of getting "smoked up", before the police noticed her behaviour and we had to keep the windows down on the oneside of the BMW M6, becuase she had gas from all the food she got from the concession area vendors. It was touch and go for a while, especially when Shimbavi lit up another weed cigarette and offered it to the other three women, who all proceeded to get stoned.
We stopped to fill up with petorl in Sea Point, where I boned Shimbavi in the front seat while the others were getting refreshments from the Express Shop. I know that it sounds bad... But there is nothing like a quick session of sex in the car, though the BMW M6 can be a bit cramped and I don't like getting stains on the seats or footprints on the windscreen. Shimbavi still had a grin like a Cheshire Cat on her face, when the others returned and even I had to chuckle, as they commented that the car smelled like a whorehouse! I will have to get the car steamcleaned in the morning before the smell gets ingrained.
Our whole group really enjoyed the 2010 Soccer WC while it was underway and we were very proud of the way that South Africa presented itself to the Sporting World, despite overzealous media reports of Doom and Disaster... And our group visited the Cape Town Stadium on several occassions, as well as the FanFest at the Parade.
So it was with a lot of expectation that we wanted to go watch the matches on themuch vaunted field of glory and headed out just after lunchtime to get there before the rush. Great thinking, as the streets were jammed solid like sardines and we eventually had to park down on the Beach Road... It was a long walk up to the Stadium and Torquay nearly got lost in the crowd of other spectators also trying to get to the stadium along the new arterial access boulevarde that the city had constructed as part of the World Cup preparations.
When we got to the entrance we were stunned by the number of people present and by the amount of noise from all the vuvuzelas, but there was no sign of any criminal activity, because the police presence was very visible. It was a lot of fun for us to chat and talk to the other people as we made our way through the gates inside and then headed over to the concession area.
Here is the only problem that we find with the stadium: the vendors are too expensive, their being conscious of the fact that they are in a protected environment and thus don't have to deal with competition. However, it stinks and the average soccer fan is the one that pays the price for these unscrupulous operators, which damages the reputation of the stadium. The customer is not stupid, they know when they are being "price gouged" and the stain will be on the Cape Town Municipality, as they will feel the effects when spectators stop supporting the stadium events so enthusiatically.
That being said, the stadium inside is still just as pristine and well maintained as it was during the World Cup, which is a very reassuring thing to see and the organisation is still of the highest capability. The access to the higher level spectator areas is somewhat steep, but not too arduous. Thankfully, there's no sign of deterioration in the walls or the flooring (despite the thousands of feet), which is a wonderful sight.
We were there to see Vasco and Ajax (Cape Town) in action (well at least some of us) and hoped that the coaches had done there homework, because neither of the other two teams were going to be walkovers. I had a bit of an argument with Shimbavi after she returned from the toilets completely stoned, as the stadium is not a place to flash contraband (particularly her Swazi Gold weed)! And the police are on the lookout for any criminal elements trying to gain access to the stadium as it is.
The first match was entertaining, as Vasco showed a great improvement from their previous display here and won their game. We were all somewhat worried about Ajax (Cape Town), as they didn't look so well prepared though in the end , they got the job done by scoring a number of goals.
It took us a long while to get out of the stadium and I had to hold on to Shimbavi, who was feeling the after effects of getting "smoked up", before the police noticed her behaviour and we had to keep the windows down on the oneside of the BMW M6, becuase she had gas from all the food she got from the concession area vendors. It was touch and go for a while, especially when Shimbavi lit up another weed cigarette and offered it to the other three women, who all proceeded to get stoned.
We stopped to fill up with petorl in Sea Point, where I boned Shimbavi in the front seat while the others were getting refreshments from the Express Shop. I know that it sounds bad... But there is nothing like a quick session of sex in the car, though the BMW M6 can be a bit cramped and I don't like getting stains on the seats or footprints on the windscreen. Shimbavi still had a grin like a Cheshire Cat on her face, when the others returned and even I had to chuckle, as they commented that the car smelled like a whorehouse! I will have to get the car steamcleaned in the morning before the smell gets ingrained.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Adventures at the 2011 Queen's Plate (January 8th)
Oh, man! I have been waiting for this event for over a month now and so have the ladies, who have splashed out thousands of Rands on their dresses for the event. And Shimbavi has been spying on Brianna for almost two days solid now, as she really is working herself up into a frenzy!
Saturday morning was more chaotic than usual, because Brianna, Torquay and Mei-Li stayed out late at a nightclub in Long Street drinking cocktails (I hope...) and Shimbavi spent a few hours trawling the "Turtle" in lower Long Street trying to score some weed from Sadiq or Quantas the merchants there.
So it was no surprise, when I woke up to find both Mei-Li and Shimbavi arguing and moaning about needing to use the bathroom urgently, while Shimbavi was already breaking wind to make the SouthEaster jealous! I went into the kitchen to find Brianna perched on top of the sink with her butt in the sink and a very hungover look to her face. I took one look and cracked up laughing, as they had only got back at about three in the morning and I switched the kettle on, as I heard a particularly loud bout of gas erupt from Shimbavi.
I headed back to my room to wake Su Tze (Mei-Li's cousin, who I had hooked up with last night) and just spotted Shimbavi scampering out through the sliding-doors to the verandah with both hands clutching the seat of her pajama-bottoms. 'Not in the Azaleas, Shimbavi! They've only just recovered from New Year's Eve!', I moaned loudly at Shimbavi's shadow. Not that New Year's was the first time either, because Shimbavi tended to "go back to nature" on a fairly regular schedule, whenever she eats too much of the really hot Indian Bean Curry that they sell at this popular restuarant in Long Street.
Anyway, we finally get out of the house at about ten to eleven and start the drive to the Racetrack, with a few emergency stops when either Shimbavi or Mei-Li have to suddenly find a bathroom. Torquay moans that both of them had dug into the dark traditional atchar and that had apparently caused massive gastroenteritis for both ladies. I just laughed and joke that it probably serves them right.
We got to the Racetrack at around Noon, hoping that we had not missed all the fun and excitement and fortunately we were lucky. The theme was 'In Full Colour' and all five women (including Su-Tze) were dressed to the nines in a riot of colourful dresses. Though I do have to say that one wonders which is more important, making a fashion statement or enjoying the atmosphere and some of the ladies can definately get too involved in being seen and heard... Jeanie D, the TopBilling/Top Travel presenter can be very tarty and snobbish with people when they block her from the limelight, as she snapped at Brianna when she tried to speak to her and compliment Jeanie. We all know that Jeanie D is such a celebrity, but that doesn't mean that she needs to act like a stuck up twit, regardless of her physical attributes, because she takes herself far too seriously at times.
There were a lot of people moving into the grounds and, depite my adriot parking, my Askari VX1 nearly got dented twice by other drivers, though it is probably very hard to miss. However, that's not a very reassuring experience for anyone owning a 235,000 Pound sportscar and maybe the BMW M6 would have been a better choice...
Mei-Li and Su-Tze were wanting to place their bets on Mother Russia for some reason so we went to check out the horses and decide on which ones we thought would win. Though a lot of people were talking about Pocket Power being a Sure Bet to win, but anything can happen on a racetrack, as everyone well knows. After looking at Mother Russia, the fillie was very impressive and I decided totake a chance by posting a bet on her to come in first.
All three us won which was a lot of fun and made our day... With all the fun and excitement, we almost didn't want to leave and go home! But we did much later, after sunset...
Saturday morning was more chaotic than usual, because Brianna, Torquay and Mei-Li stayed out late at a nightclub in Long Street drinking cocktails (I hope...) and Shimbavi spent a few hours trawling the "Turtle" in lower Long Street trying to score some weed from Sadiq or Quantas the merchants there.
So it was no surprise, when I woke up to find both Mei-Li and Shimbavi arguing and moaning about needing to use the bathroom urgently, while Shimbavi was already breaking wind to make the SouthEaster jealous! I went into the kitchen to find Brianna perched on top of the sink with her butt in the sink and a very hungover look to her face. I took one look and cracked up laughing, as they had only got back at about three in the morning and I switched the kettle on, as I heard a particularly loud bout of gas erupt from Shimbavi.
I headed back to my room to wake Su Tze (Mei-Li's cousin, who I had hooked up with last night) and just spotted Shimbavi scampering out through the sliding-doors to the verandah with both hands clutching the seat of her pajama-bottoms. 'Not in the Azaleas, Shimbavi! They've only just recovered from New Year's Eve!', I moaned loudly at Shimbavi's shadow. Not that New Year's was the first time either, because Shimbavi tended to "go back to nature" on a fairly regular schedule, whenever she eats too much of the really hot Indian Bean Curry that they sell at this popular restuarant in Long Street.
Anyway, we finally get out of the house at about ten to eleven and start the drive to the Racetrack, with a few emergency stops when either Shimbavi or Mei-Li have to suddenly find a bathroom. Torquay moans that both of them had dug into the dark traditional atchar and that had apparently caused massive gastroenteritis for both ladies. I just laughed and joke that it probably serves them right.
We got to the Racetrack at around Noon, hoping that we had not missed all the fun and excitement and fortunately we were lucky. The theme was 'In Full Colour' and all five women (including Su-Tze) were dressed to the nines in a riot of colourful dresses. Though I do have to say that one wonders which is more important, making a fashion statement or enjoying the atmosphere and some of the ladies can definately get too involved in being seen and heard... Jeanie D, the TopBilling/Top Travel presenter can be very tarty and snobbish with people when they block her from the limelight, as she snapped at Brianna when she tried to speak to her and compliment Jeanie. We all know that Jeanie D is such a celebrity, but that doesn't mean that she needs to act like a stuck up twit, regardless of her physical attributes, because she takes herself far too seriously at times.
There were a lot of people moving into the grounds and, depite my adriot parking, my Askari VX1 nearly got dented twice by other drivers, though it is probably very hard to miss. However, that's not a very reassuring experience for anyone owning a 235,000 Pound sportscar and maybe the BMW M6 would have been a better choice...
Mei-Li and Su-Tze were wanting to place their bets on Mother Russia for some reason so we went to check out the horses and decide on which ones we thought would win. Though a lot of people were talking about Pocket Power being a Sure Bet to win, but anything can happen on a racetrack, as everyone well knows. After looking at Mother Russia, the fillie was very impressive and I decided totake a chance by posting a bet on her to come in first.
All three us won which was a lot of fun and made our day... With all the fun and excitement, we almost didn't want to leave and go home! But we did much later, after sunset...
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