The Ladies Day at the Health Spa (Sunday 16th January)

Angsana Spa at Vineyard Hotel Cape Town - Newlands ( Stay Over Spa )
At Angsana Spa & Vineyard Hotel, this is the first time that Thai and Asian Spa remedies have been introduced to spa aficionados in Cape Town, along with a team of Thai-trained Angsana Spa & Vineyard Hotel therapists. All four ladies headed off on late Saturday night to go to a special health spa that they had recently heard of from a friend of Brianna's. This was a special arrangement to their normal Sunday Spa excursion and they had pre-booked the whole thing weeks ahead to make sure that they could get in. Even I had heard a lot about this health spa, which has an amazing reputation for quality customer service from qualified spa staff. I wasn't particularly interested in going myself, despite the women making some seriously suggestive offers! Torquay and Brianna are generally the spa afficianados, who specifically visit various spas around the Cape Town area to look out for new treatments and sheez, can they be picky... From what I later heard, they spent most of the day sprawled out in the suanas and in the salon getting the "most divine massages that have ever existed". Shimbavi couldn't stop commenting on just how "amazing" the experience was for her, as she really  enjoyed the herbal treatments. Mei-Li was ecstatic about the Angsana Spa at the Vineyard Hotel in Newlands, as she said that she did not know of any other spa in Cape Town that offered truly authentic Thai and Asian Remedies and I could see that she was beaming like a proverbial lighthouse, as her skin glowed slickly. The only complaint was from Brianna in that she wished that they had a Day Spa facility, because not everyone could manage to get away for a whole night & day stay. However, I very much doubt that she would have found such amazing conditions and service at a Day Spa...

The Boxing Day Street Carnival (January 2nd)

Woke up still slightly hungover from the late night at the New Year's Party on the 2nd of January and had to slip out of Mei-Li's arms to get up, as she had passed out on top of me. She really is a firecracker, even though she gets drunk very quickly, because of her Asian physiology and then starts flirting with anyone. But we know her and keep her out of trouble.

Walked in on Brianna and Shimbavi humping each other's thighs in the lounge this morning, it was a bit of a surpris, but not unexpected, as both of them have bisexual leanings. I did hope that they didn't leave any stains on the couch, as it was practically brand new. Had to chuckle with all of the moans and gasps from the lounge, as they went at it. Found out later, that the both of them had smoked Shimbavi's weed sometime after midnight and had been making passes at each other all night. After making coffee, I came back and threw a blanket over the two of them after they had passed out in a tangle of naked flesh.

At around eleven, Torquay and Brianna started making breakfast, while I took a shower with Mei-Li and the others banged on the door whenever we giggled too loudly, while soaping each other up. Torquay banged on the bathroom door, five minutes later to say that breakfast was served and that she really needed to use the toilet urgently.

After everyone had eaten and showered, we squeezed into my new BMW M6 and headed through to the CBD to see what the Minstrel Carnival was like and we were surprised by the number of people lining the streets around the Parade, as we had to park down at the ICCC on the Foreshore and walk back.

Wow! Were we surprised by the organisation of the minstrel parade, as the uniforms were amazing and very well designed. There were hawkers and vendors at every corner, but everyone was well behaved. I had to laugh, as the ladies with me shouted and cheered along with the music and singing of the minstrels, as they danced passed.  We even had a laugh at some of the crazy clown performers, whose costumes poked fun at  political figures.

There were thousands of people watching the carnival and I am very pleased that the turnout was so large, as well as that the people were all able to celebrate together in harmony. Which was a result of the South African Police's presence and organisation skills, perfected during the 2010 Soccer World Cup.

Shimbavi and Brianna bought a bunch of samoosas (Cape Malay delicacy), handing them out to the rest of us, which was really nice, though they could have warned us about the samoosas being chillied... We must have spent hours there, even in the harsh noon day sun, but didn't notice it, because of all the fun and only got home sometime around 4pm.

The only complaint that the ladies had was that there were far to little toilet facilities provided by the event organiser, which is a standard complaint by a lot of women in general about public events. And i can understand, as it can be uncomfortable for a woman to enjoy any event when they have long (up to 30min lines) to wait for toilets.

The Morning Rituals of Modern Surburbia

It is amazing to wake up at dawn to the sounds of a house full of women getting their day started and knowing that similar activities are going on all around you. The four women are probably no different from many other women, though one sometimes wonders with all of the bickering that goes on...

Torquay is usaully the first to get busy in the kitchen with breakfast, while Brianna goes for her morning jog along the beach on Victoria road and i try to time it to accompany her not just for the exercise, but for the fun of watching her run. That may sound strange to most people, but I can't be the only guy that does it in Cape Town, as their are many gorgeous women jogging in the morning.

We head out along the road passed the beach and the houses on the farside towards the Oudekraal area and the slow climb up towards Suikerbossie Hill. The sweat is pouring off of us by the time that we get passed the multimillion Rand hotel  named after the Oudekraal area and somewhere near the top of Suikerbossie Hill we're both dripping with the exertion of the uphill run.

I generally try to run alongside Brianna on the downward return leg back to Camps Bay, as by this point her top is glued to her body, which provides more than enough inspiration to keep up with her and I often spot other runners (women included) that give her lusty looks, as we pass the muncipal swimmingpool. At this point, Brianna normally heads out on the rocks to have a dip in the sea in one of the tidal pools, which is bracing to say the least, as the temperature is roughly  around 10 degrees Celsius at this time of the day.

Then it is the short trek up the road to the house and inside for some juice, while Brianna makes a trip to bathroom and then some of her Diet supplement with her muesli. Morning is usually the most active time for Brianna, as she has quite a fitness regimen, which she adds too now and then from watching the Expresso morning show on SABC3.

At this time, Shimbavi and Mei-Li both usually get up and make a beeline for the bathroom at the same time, which often results in an arguement over who has priority (especially if Torquay has already locked the door). I eventually have to brave the chaos, as I go for some coffee, though it is hard to steer clear of the arguement and get back outside to Brianna, as she strips of to swim a couple of laps in the pool. I often wonder what the neighbors think, because she very seldom wears a swimsuit. Fortunately, the house is very secluded by vegetation and high walls.

Torquay leaves for work at half past seven, followed by Mei-Li and Brianna, which leaves me alone with Shimbavi and she usually has a good laugh about my morning activities, as she often spends time herself scoping out Brianna. The two women aren't in a  permanent relationship, but that doesn't stop Shimbavi from making her move now and then, which can lead to some interesting scenes in the lounge after midnight (especially on Fridays or Saturday nights).

Mind you... There have been more than a few interesting scenes early in the morning too outside on the verandah around sunrise and Shimbavi likes to get inventive sexually...

New Year's Resolutions & Sense of Humour

So 2011 has arrived and many people have decided on their new resolutions for the coming year, but few of them actually successfully complete their objectives for the year...

So what am I wanting to achieve this year and how do i want to go about achieving it? The Million Dollar question of the moment...

Since the World Cup last year in South Africa, I have been living with four very gorgeous 25+ women in my Two-floor House in Camps Bay, which is a riot of fun on most days and fiendishly enjoyable on baking hot summer days, when the women go skinny dipping in the 6 meter pool in the early evening.

What are these women really like? Well, hopefully over time, it will all become quite clear, as they are all complex modern women and have dynamic personalities.

Brianna: This is the delectable 23 year-old swimwear-model from Stellenbosch with a Masters in Business and a penchant for loving the high life. A natural brunette, despite her mixed race ancestry, Jade coloured eyes, athletic slim, 1.95 meters tall, 39BB breasts and fair complexion. She loves kite-surfing and is quite a bit of a skirt-chaser herself, being moderately bisexual.

Shimbavi: This is the rambunctious 27 year-old Hindu vegetarian prankster from Durban with a fondness for Swazi-Gold weed and vivaceous long-haired women. Dark haired, voluptuous body, Hindu, Brown eyes, 1.65 meters tall, 36CC breasts and a dark complexion. She loves Comedic movies at the cinema and drinking tequila, though she does have the habit of taking dumps in the front garden of the house every couple of days.

Torquay: This is the scrumtious 22 year-old European Trauma ward doctor from Kimberley (Northern Cape) is a somewhat quirky whiz-kid, who qualified for her degree in three years, straight out of high school. Ash blonde hip-length hair, Nicely toned body, English speaking, Green eyes, 1,96 meters tall, 28BB breasts, with a lightly tanned complexion. She's a real outdoors type of woman and spends her time equally between hiking on Table Mountain and horse-riding or mountain-biking.

Mei-Li: This is the South African born Chinese friend of Brianna's, who is an artist and an amazing graphic designer by career. She grew up in Bloemfontein before going to Univerisity in Cape Town and has stayed here ever since. She has beautiful knee-length black hair, Runner's physique, Quadrilingual, Electric blue eyes, 1,65 meters tall, 38DD breasts, with a fair complexion. She is the real party gril of the group and can keep up with the best of them, when she is not either designing or sailing out on the ocean.

There are also a few other ladies that visit from time to time, which keeps things interesting and some of them stay on for a while before heading off up-country or overseas. But I will introduce them, as they appear...

The best thing is that there is never a dull moment and always a lot of conversation to be had, as well as the adventures in and around Cape Town. It's just the 24/7 lifestyle that keeps us alive and happy with the urban Ubuntu culture that is so popular today. And shown so well during the World Cup, where everyone joined in the peaceful celebrations.